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What Would Be Your Response? by ibrutex(m): 8:05pm On May 17
So today under intense energetic atmosphere at work , I received my wife's call ......................"it goes like this".......

She .......Hello .......
Me.......Yeah , what is it
She ......I love you
Me........Ok , how much did you receive in your acct now,
She ....I said I love you "giggling"
Me ......go straight na, you don receive one surprise alert abi hmmm

Then she cut the call, few minutes later she called back with angry voice that I just made her loose 10k awoof , that the call was a skit one to proof of I will reciprocate in return...

If you are in my shoe , what would have been your response to that call ..."I LOVE YOU"
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by haphizz57(m): 8:15pm On May 17
U are sopose to pay her bck in multiple fold. Simply because u failed her

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Re: What Would Be Your Response? by pansophist(m): 8:19pm On May 17
If I was in your shoe, I'll acknowledge that I'm now a 10k debtor, with possible interest.

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Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Karleb(m): 8:28pm On May 17
Your can not say I Love you too but you can have sex with her everyday.

African married people ehn. cheesy

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Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Proserpina: 8:35pm On May 17
Karleb:
Your can not say I Love you too but you can have sex with her everyday.

African married people ehn. cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin cheesy

Abeg no join Gerard and Raalga... in abusing us biko grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by ibrutex(m): 8:43pm On May 17
Karleb:
Your can not say I Love you too but you can have sex with her everyday.

African married people ehn. cheesy



Are you married
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Namaster: 9:25pm On May 17
It's the effrontery for me.

Someone interrupted my day because of #10K and atill had the nerve to get angry because I refused to play along with her DIMWITTED social media stunt.

Best be gone when I get home!

That's the kind of woman that lets an "influencer" dictate how she lives her life. A woman who has given her brain unlimited VACATION.

Irritates me.

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Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Puss360(f): 10:39pm On May 17
It baffles me that someone you call your wife, you can't reply "I love you" back....
Ordinary picking the phone call sef, your response should have been a sweet romantic word aside from the normal "hello"..
Your unromantic life has made her loose 10k... If na me e go pain me nah ..
Who knows, she might have been full of pride by boasting about her husband and decided to call him, but you just spoilt her mood ....
Yet tomorrow, you'll feel Hot and expect her to open legs...
Oga pay me my 10k fess ....
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Jaycobbs(m): 5:19am On May 18
Puss360:
It baffles me that someone you call your wife, you can't reply "I love you" back....
Ordinary picking the phone call sef, your response should have been a sweet romantic word aside from the normal "hello"..
Your unromantic life has made her loose 10k... If na me e go pain me nah ..
Who knows, she might have been full of pride by boasting about her husband and decided to call him, but you just spoilt her mood ....
Yet tomorrow, you'll feel Hot and expect her to open legs...
Oga pay me my 10k fess ....

Just chill fess. Can't put all the blame on the guy.

If it's not something they usually say in their relationship, it's going to sound suspicious coming out of the blue.

And "I love you too" is not the only response that can come out of it. Yes, a smart guy would use it to tease her. I might respond with, "Of course, you love me. I'm a spec", or something along those lines

It doesn't mean that I don't love her. In fact if I'm married to you, you can damn well be sure that I do love you, else you won't be living in my house, under my roof, bearing my name, eating my food, and getting pleasured on a steady.

Besides, 10K is too small to get pissed at your husband. Are they that broke? Like, seriously. I'll wire her the 10K and tell her to get the heck off my phone and allow me concentrate on my work.

If and when I'm ready to declare my love to my wife in both words and in deed, it wouldn't be because some cheesy radio station coerced me to.

Cheers.

✌️

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Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Karleb(m): 5:49am On May 18
Namaster:
It's the effrontery for me.

Someone interrupted my day because of #10K and atill had the nerve to get angry because I refused to play along with her DIMWITTED social media stunt.

Best be gone when I get home!

That's the kind of woman that lets an "influencer" dictate how she lives her life. A woman who has given her brain unlimited VACATION.

Irritates me.

All Africans do in marriage is bills and sex.

You people can not have fun to save your life.

There's a joy that comes with winning, oyinbo are always dancing when they win $10 in street challenge.

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Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Karleb(m): 5:51am On May 18
Jaycobbs:


Just chill fess. Can't put all the blame on the guy.

If it's not something they usually say in their relationship, it's going to sound suspicious coming out of the blue.

And "I love you too" is not the only response that can come out of it. Yes, a smart guy would use it to tease her. I might respond with, "Of course, you love me. I'm a spec", or something along those lines

It doesn't mean that I don't love her. In fact if I'm married to you, you can damn well be sure that I do love you, else you won't be living in my house, under my roof, bearing my name, eating my food, and getting pleasured on a steady.

Besides, 10K is too small to get pissed at your husband. Are they that broke? Like, seriously. I'll wire her the 10K and tell her to get the heck off my phone and allow me concentrate on my work.

If and when I'm ready to declare my love to my wife in both words and in deed, it wouldn't be because some cheesy radio station coerced me to.

Cheers.

✌️

Na why some women dey cheat be this
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Double0h7(f): 6:07am On May 18
Suffer love! You don’t even know the simple response to “I Love You!” 🤣🤣🤣

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Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Double0h7(f): 6:08am On May 18
Namaster:
It's the effrontery for me.

Someone interrupted my day because of #10K and atill had the nerve to get angry because I refused to play along with her DIMWITTED social media stunt.

Best be gone when I get home!

That's the kind of woman that lets an "influencer" dictate how she lives her life. A woman who has given her brain unlimited VACATION.

Irritates me.

Even a simple “I Love You “ is a fight for them! Suffering is their calling 😂😂😂
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by ibrutex(m): 3:29pm On May 18
Double0h7:
Suffer love! You don’t even know the simple response to “I Love You!” 🤣🤣🤣



If only you know challenges men faces daily ,most expecially at work , sometimes we face lots of pressure that you almost lost your sanity ....
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by ibrutex(m): 3:32pm On May 18
Jaycobbs:


Just chill fess. Can't put all the blame on the guy.

If it's not something they usually say in their relationship, it's going to sound suspicious coming out of the blue.

And "I love you too" is not the only response that can come out of it. Yes, a smart guy would use it to tease her. I might respond with, "Of course, you love me. I'm a spec", or something along those lines

It doesn't mean that I don't love her. In fact if I'm married to you, you can damn well be sure that I do love you, else you won't be living in my house, under my roof, bearing my name, eating my food, and getting pleasured on a steady.

Besides, 10K is too small to get pissed at your husband. Are they that broke? Like, seriously. I'll wire her the 10K and tell her to get the heck off my phone and allow me concentrate on my work.

If and when I'm ready to declare my love to my wife in both words and in deed, it wouldn't be because some cheesy radio station coerced me to.

Cheers.

✌️



We fought before I left home , it's billing upon billing , so immediately she says this my instinct told me she's planning a big cash out on me again lol
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Anunakeeh: 4:02pm On May 18
ibrutex:


We fought before I left home , it's billing upon billing , so immediately she says this my instinct told me she's planning a big cash out on me again lol

You nigerian men destroyed yourselves and you all will never experience true happiness because of how you CHEAT, WICKED & OUTSMARTS yourselves in the worst of the cruelest ways!

This is the end result. Nothing will change until you people change for good at least.
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by BigYash: 4:06pm On May 18
It shows she doesn’t say it to op all the time,hence his response. Only wen money is involved,only then she says she loves op.. So it’s not op’s fault.. It’s her fault and she should learn from this..
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by ibrutex(m): 4:10pm On May 18
Anunakeeh:


You nigerian men destroyed yourselves and you all will never experience true happiness because of how you CHEAT, WICKED & OUTSMARTS yourselves in the worst of the cruelest ways!

This is the end result. Nothing will change until you motherfucckers change for good at least.


Oga you don miss address ooo
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Anunakeeh: 4:12pm On May 18
ibrutex:


Oga you don miss address ooo

Ogbeni sharaap there and go home and keep paying your BILLS!
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by BigYash: 4:12pm On May 18
Anunakeeh:


You nigerian men destroyed yourselves and you all will never experience true happiness because of how you CHEAT, WICKED & OUTSMARTS yourselves in the worst of the cruelest ways!

This is the end result. Nothing will change until you motherfucckers change for good at least.
And you think she is happy too? And who even told you op cheated on her? You think op is like every man you ever met that are probably cheats? Not all men cheats.. Again you would understand that the woman turned her husband to ATM,with what op explained.. Same woman will know the financial capacity of her husband,but will choose to stress him and kill him with high bp .. cux if he dies,many preeks are readily available for continuity..
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by superCleanworks(m): 5:04pm On May 18
pansophist:
If I was in your shoe, I'll acknowledge that I'm now a 10k debtor, with possible interest.

infact I will pay in cash, in kind and in gifts. make she calm down abeg.
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by superCleanworks(m): 5:10pm On May 18
Puss360:
It baffles me that someone you call your wife, you can't reply "I love you" back....

calm down. not everybody acts just the way you envision in your head when it comes to marriage.
My wife and I joke a lot and this would probably had been my response to that call. But if she calls back to say I made her lose money, and she actually means it, then we will settle it.
Fight no dey inside.

By the way, I hope I am responding to a married person who actually understands marriage things and not some singleton with fantasies.
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by zed7: 6:16pm On May 18
ibrutex:




We fought before I left home , it's billing upon billing , so immediately she says this my instinct told me she's planning a big cash out on me again lol

It's not hard to know those who married for tits and ass.
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Puss360(f): 6:43pm On May 18
superCleanworks:


calm down. not everybody acts just the way you envision in your head when it comes to marriage.
My wife and I joke a lot and this would probably had been my response to that call. But if she calls back to say I made her lose money, and she actually means it, then we will settle it.
Fight no dey inside.

By the way, I hope I am responding to a married person who actually understands marriage things and not some singleton with fantasies.
Being married doesn't doesn't give an extra knowledge about relationship...
Inasmuch as I'm single, my opinion about issues won't change... Even if I'm married...
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by superCleanworks(m): 6:45pm On May 18
Puss360:

Being married doesn't doesn't give an extra knowledge about relationship...
Inasmuch as I'm single


You can't be at the river bank and be talking about the sea.
Bis Spater
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Sweetvie: 6:52pm On May 18
zed7:


It's not hard to know those who married for tits and ass.
Savage grin grin
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by papyjaypaul: 7:08pm On May 18
😏🤔😍

Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Puss360(f): 8:04pm On May 18
superCleanworks:


You can't be at the river bank and be talking about the sea.
Bis Spater
Okay
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Puss360(f): 8:07pm On May 18
ibrutex:




If only you know challenges men faces daily ,most expecially at work , sometimes we face lots of pressure that you almost lost your sanity ....
What sort of challenges that men face that even a simple "I love you too" as a response to their wife, they can't!!!!

That's why someone said, all African men knows in relationships and marriages is just Sex and paying of bills... Nothing again... No joy, no fun times, no nothing!!!
Tomorrow when a woman sees a man that smiles at them and they smile back the husband will be feeling insecured saying "After all I've done for her"
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by ibrutex(m): 8:40pm On May 18
Puss360:

What sort of challenges that men face that even a simple "I love you too" as a response to their wife, they can't!!!!

That's why someone said, all African men knows in relationships and marriages is just Sex and paying of bills... Nothing again... No joy, no fun times, no nothing!!!
Tomorrow when a woman sees a man that smiles at them and they smile back the husband will be feeling insecured saying "After all I've done for her"


......how many women say the words to their husband too , unless when it's time for another billing and that makes the man to be on alert each time they hear the 3 words .lol
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by Puss360(f): 9:46pm On May 18
ibrutex:



......how many women say the words to their husband too , unless when it's time for another billing and that makes the man to be on alert each time they hear the 3 words .lol
Lol.. African relationship is just cohabitation oo... Obviously no madly in love matter...
It is well cheesy
Re: What Would Be Your Response? by EmperorCaesar(m): 10:51pm On May 18
Why would u struggle to tell u wife u love her even if she randomly called u

Na wa o

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